After three years at Lewis and Clark and a very difficult internship, Matt has finally got the skills for which he has worked so hard.
Yes, Matt has become a Dark Jedi!
You have been well trained, my young apprentice, they will be no match for you.
Excellent. Everything is going as planned. You have found a promising disciple, my apprentice. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
No, no, not the dark side. Use the force to come back to the light! Congrats Matt! I am a little jealous that your master's robes are made out of really nice material and have a hood. Mine was made out of that thin nylony stuff that gym shorts are made out of. Can't wait to pick out my own robes when I become an Ed D or PhD! -S
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