We moved on to Poker, where I discovered I am much better than Matt. I won.
He's not much of a gambler.
For most of the game I had a progressively larger pile of his chips. We finally set a timer to and declared the person with the most chips when the timer went off the winner.
And here is my winning hand.
We moved on to Pirate Fluxx
Matt played the "talk like a pirate" card, mostly to annoy me. I countered by talking like a pirate's pet crow (Caw, Caw!) while Matt hurt his vocal cords saying too much "arrrrrgggggh"
He won the game.