A Beary Merry Christmas: Decembear 21

Intro is here. 

Okay, again, not a bad place to look.  But it's not here either.  

I kind of like the portrait above the fireplace.

A Beary Merry Christmas: Decembear 20

Intro is here. 

Ah, we get ever closer to the Christmas date and "He" bear is wasting time in the kitchen!  It's not in the oven, it's not in the cookie jar, it's not going to be on the kitchen cabinet.  Guess what you dumb bear.  Based on the pattern we have established so far, if Christmas isn't in the first place we've looked in a room, it's not going to be in other places in the room.  Move on, "He" bear, move on!

Also, you seem to have a mouse problem. Unless you are okay with mice in your kitchen?

A Beary Merry Christmas: Decembear 19

Intro is here. 

I'm all for looking for Christmas in the cookie jar.  Did "He" bear  not find it?  Maybe the cookie jar was full of cookies that were not specific to Christmas, like Oatmeal Raisin?

Keep looking little dumb bear.  

And it's probably not hygienic to stand on the counter top.

A Beary Merry Christmas: Decembear 18

Intro is here. 

I always thought this was the maid doing the cooking, like Alice in the Brady Bunch.  But maybe that's "He" bear's mother?  Anyway, you can probably find Christmas in the oven if you know when to look. Like now, where there are clearly cookies.

Also, don't look too far in that oven.  Maybe there's a wicked witch that wants to push you in.

A Beary Merry Christmas: Decembear 17

Intro is here.

(note stylin' red thread.)

Oh, "He" bear,  you are so very, very close. Don't you see it in the very next room?  It's the place you are going to find on December 24.  Why can't you see it now?

A Beary Merry Christmas: Decembear 16

Intro is here. 

Who is that bear in the bathtub?  It looks exactly like our bear, minus the ribbon. Is he staring at his own self?  I'm so confused.  

I do like the rubber duckie, though.

A Beary Merry Christmas: Decembear 15

Intro is here. 

Again, a good place to look for presents, but not for Christmas.  Maybe if someone introduced "He", the bear on the advent calendar to the concept of a calendar "He" would have a better idea of time passing.