Intro is here
And here is where I lose all respect for "He" bear.
He has been looking on the front porch for an entire day and never thinks to look under the mat? Also, there is no doormat pictured. You don't even get to move the damn bear much, just shuffle him to the other side of the porch.
I do find myself rather entranced with the gingerbread detail on the front porch. Nicely done, unknown artist.